Драг-дилеры против Софт-девелоперов и Web x.0…=)

При переводе теряется смысл, да и слова интернациональные все=). Найдено забугром:

Drug dealers	Software developers
Refer to their clients as “users”.	Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!”	“Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).	Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”.	Strange jargon: “SCSI”, “ISDN”, “Java”, “RTFM”
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.	Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes.	Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.	Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
Their product causes unhealthy addictions.	DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.	Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

=)

Не знаю, как будет развиваться Инет, но с цифрами явно могут возникнуть проблемы:

• Web 1.0 (Tim Berners Lee)
• Web 2.0 (Tim O’Reilly)
• Web 3.0 (Sir Tim Berners Lee )
• Web 4.0 (Seth Godin)
• Web 5.0 (The PCSpy)
• Web 6.0 (шестёрка заколдована?!)
• Web 7.0 (DopeJam)
• Web 8.0 (Hugh MacLeod)

найдено у http://blogs.msdn.com/stevecla01/default.aspx

Ну и для тех кто и читать не хочет: вот такой HTML мне нравиться=):

PS: я и все мои друзья уже поводили мудака Буша за нос, теперь Ваша очередь =)))